bee on the bus
Jul. 22nd, 2008 11:51 amwhat is wrong with all you rubbo townies?
i: it is a BEE, it will not sting if you let it alone
ii: it is a BEE, it will DIE if stings so it will be economic with its dealiest weapon
iii: it is a BEE, it will get CROSS if you flap at it or attempt to crush it and fail
iv: it is a BEE, if it walks on you the worst that can happen is it TICKLES a bit ffs
anyway, much random mexican wave and shrieking and frighened laughter and swearing, and one person asked the driver if he had insect spray, which (luckily but unsprisingly) he didn't
anyway a fat man squished it eventually, so boo to the bee-killers
pt 2: eating pigeons and nettles
i: it is a BEE, it will not sting if you let it alone
ii: it is a BEE, it will DIE if stings so it will be economic with its dealiest weapon
iii: it is a BEE, it will get CROSS if you flap at it or attempt to crush it and fail
iv: it is a BEE, if it walks on you the worst that can happen is it TICKLES a bit ffs
anyway, much random mexican wave and shrieking and frighened laughter and swearing, and one person asked the driver if he had insect spray, which (luckily but unsprisingly) he didn't
anyway a fat man squished it eventually, so boo to the bee-killers
pt 2: eating pigeons and nettles
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Date: 2008-07-22 11:10 am (UTC)