bee on the bus

[dubdobdee]

what is wrong with all you rubbo townies?

i: it is a BEE, it will not sting if you let it alone
ii: it is a BEE, it will DIE if stings so it will be economic with its dealiest weapon
iii: it is a BEE, it will get CROSS if you flap at it or attempt to crush it and fail
iv: it is a BEE, if it walks on you the worst that can happen is it TICKLES a bit ffs

anyway, much random mexican wave and shrieking and frighened laughter and swearing, and one person asked the driver if he had insect spray, which (luckily but unsprisingly) he didn't

anyway a fat man squished it eventually, so boo to the bee-killers

pt 2: eating pigeons and nettles

Comments

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

I like bees too. Boo to the rub bee-killers as you say :(:(:(

[piratemoggy.livejournal.com]

The bees are running out, get the WWF in on these merciless extinctorating commuters.

Also I like bees. And it's not like they hurt much even on the rare occasion that they sting, anyway; it's hardly a fvckin hornet.

You say that, but...

[rechabite.livejournal.com]

...I've been invisibly stung by a bee twice in my life;
a) in real legendary summer of '76; there I am in the park innocently reading my Howard The Duck comic and it had crawled up under my T-shirt and stung me in the armpit!
b) in totally non-legendary summer of '83; get Sunday paper from newsagent's, get it home, open it up and bee flies out of paper to jab me one to much anti-legendary laughing from Laura...

MC