kritikal theory feat. POITRY TODAY

[dubdobdee]

here is a POME wot i wrote on the way to _______________'s house
(it is 1xepic tragy in 0.1xfits, based on a TRUE STORY)

o long brown slug
you look like a poo
which should keep you safe!
only an old person just trod on you :(

in truth _____________ did not think much of this verse, and went on deliver the following judgments on the culture at large:

i. (on an inoffensive aged thesp on 100 best musicals) "she looks like michael jackson! she modelled herself on his monkey!"
[this "like" = the thesp had a dead white face]
ii. "arsen w3ng3r? i could fuck 'im! he looks like he'd really TEAR you"
[_____________ 's sex lexicon makes oochie wallie read like bright eyes]
iii. "john tr4volt4? he likes cock AND fanny"
iv. "sparky cd you SHUT THE FUCK UP for a second it is property ladder -- this lady is a cow i hate her i couldn't be a couple with her"

i am in a tremendous good mood