dear abby

[dubdobdee]

everytime i see a public domestic between a couple i don't know, i automatically assume that she is in the right and he is a d!ck. am i ghey right?

yr pal, eave$drubdobdee

Comments

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

I assume this as well!

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

today's guy had irritating hair hence she is put-upon and long-suffering

(= logic as i know and use it)

[cis.livejournal.com]

i assume this as well! obv w/me the girl is always in the right even when she is wrong it is the fault of FALSE CONSCIOUSNESS and not her at all.

[mostlyconnect.livejournal.com]

it is whoever is shouting loudest that is wrong surely? if they are both shouting at equal volume i tend to think o they deserve each other.

[piratemoggy.livejournal.com]

is it bad to say i tend to assume the opposite?

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

with my judge's weavy whighat on, i declare that it is always bad to "assume" EITHER, lest an $rse be made of one and all

[awesomewells.livejournal.com]

You are all sexist and evil.

I tend to assume that whichever one is being berated is in the right, but then I root for the plucky underdog.

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

I do the same thing, I am more sexist than I like to admit.