dear abby

everytime i see a public domestic between a couple i don't know, i automatically assume that she is in the right and he is a d!ck. am i ghey right?

yr pal, eave$drubdobdee

but how

chậm in vietnamese means slow
châm in vietnamese means prick

i need to insert the little under-a underspot into quark to ensure our translation is accurate!

and he was still hot

let the wild rumpus begin