i dremt i dremt (feat.KAT!)

i: I was being carpeted by john mccain for a campaign blunder (which I thought served him right)
ii: So I was having to wait while he and a friend looked through postcards they had sent to each other long ago
iii: meanwhile on one of those flippyflop advertising hoardings it was signalling the start of the ANIMAL REVOLUTION!*
iv: and agents were sending the means to rescue me = a tinder-dry bunch of flowers with which to torch mccain headquarters
v: but KAT opened them instead of me, and thought they were from a spiteful ex, so she threw them away crossly!!
vi: THEN WE ALL RAN AWAY THROUGH THE SCULLERY

*this was my favourite bit — the signal was a flashed-up cartoon of lots of animals going \o/