i dremt i dremt (feat.KAT!)

[dubdobdee]

i: I was being carpeted by john mccain for a campaign blunder (which I thought served him right)
ii: So I was having to wait while he and a friend looked through postcards they had sent to each other long ago
iii: meanwhile on one of those flippyflop advertising hoardings it was signalling the start of the ANIMAL REVOLUTION!*
iv: and agents were sending the means to rescue me = a tinder-dry bunch of flowers with which to torch mccain headquarters
v: but KAT opened them instead of me, and thought they were from a spiteful ex, so she threw them away crossly!!
vi: THEN WE ALL RAN AWAY THROUGH THE SCULLERY

*this was my favourite bit — the signal was a flashed-up cartoon of lots of animals going \o/

Comments

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

I don't have any spiteful exes! Not ones that would be likely to send me dead flowers, at any rate.

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

my dream misled me!
*stops writing "BEASTS RISE FROM SLUMBER IN UNCOUNTABLE NUMBER" on big piece of paper*