can haz SEE (if waggle head)

i finally picked up my new VARIFOCALS yesterday -- ie BIFOCALS FROM THE WORLD OF TOMORROW

so now i haf to do komikal old-person head tilting for near-up and far-up vision -- which is fair enuff really as i am 1xv.v.old-person :)

wiki-illiam q7!

( mon morn quizcrastination )

the rules as they have evolved:
a: give nice full answers and anecdotes where possible!
b: say if googled or not, and leave a bit of a while for people to answer non-googlingly
c: you're obviously allowed to look ahead at future questions as (first) this was published in a national newspaper and i can't stop you and (second) i can't stop ME either, and have done exactly this
d: as anatol suggests, other fora in same game are (unpoliceably) Out of Bounds till next set is up -- even tho obv they are all wronghead feebs compared to us

( DDD pre-google stabs )

for he is the kwisatz yogerach

i REALLY REALLY REALLY want a topic right now but i am in phase one so a big glass of milk and cinnamon it is! the SPICE MUST FLOW :\