my mentalist friends

[dubdobdee]

i rang A in toronto last night, to tell her abt ken and me on the radio, as she first introduced, and was catching her up on stuff: she asked how my flat was, and i talked abt the piano and she instantly went into declare-my-phobias mode:

turns out she hates MONKEYS AND APES (even cartoons of same), CASSOULET, and the IDEA OF PIANOS NEARBY -- in case late at night they start playing themselves!

Comments

[jauntyemma.livejournal.com]

I misread that as cartons of monkeys and apes. which would be great.

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

yes to: BARRELS of moneys and CANS of apes

there was actually a fourth fear but it was either too normal or too insane for me to remember

[hipsterdetritus.livejournal.com]

OH NO

[koganbot]

Did you know that if you set a monkey at a piano keyboard for a thousand years at some point he would play "Basin Street Blues"? (Would also play "My Ding A Ling," but we won't go into that.)

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

[i]turns out she hates MONKEYS AND APES (even cartoons of same)[/i]

Me too! I think it is because of those cymbal-playing monkey toys, but they are unsettling to me.

[hipsterdetritus.livejournal.com]

haha of course my link is broken. PIANO APE HERE