silly ideas i will chuckle all day at (apparently)

[dubdobdee]

on FT tom said that old-time toothpaste used to be made of WOAD

good then for
a: WHITENESS OF GLEAM (= yr teeth will be BLUE)
b: MINTINESS OF BREATH (= woad is made by soaking woad leaves in stale human p!ss hurrah)

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dentalists

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

but the ancient britons LOST to the imperial legions!

do you iceni

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Hence the romanised toothpaste we use today.