i: badgers are SO NOT a kind of pig so-called "dr" v!ck
ii: the famous botulism picnic which ma and pa s enjoyed frightened small dubdobdee and his smaller sister -- the picnickers found dead with tainted sandwiches still raised to their mouth -- was NOT actually a picnic (it was at the loch maree hotel in 1922) and the first death didn't occur till the following day --> still EIGHT salmon fishermen* did die, basically of eating bad tinned duck pate, and botulism does cause paralysis, which is :( in itself as well as ---:0 for discovering yr mum and dad when young told their kids GIANT WHOPPERS to amuse themselves
*i wonder if this is the part that caused the picnic bit of the meme to arise
ii: the famous botulism picnic which ma and pa s enjoyed frightened small dubdobdee and his smaller sister -- the picnickers found dead with tainted sandwiches still raised to their mouth -- was NOT actually a picnic (it was at the loch maree hotel in 1922) and the first death didn't occur till the following day --> still EIGHT salmon fishermen* did die, basically of eating bad tinned duck pate, and botulism does cause paralysis, which is :( in itself as well as ---:0 for discovering yr mum and dad when young told their kids GIANT WHOPPERS to amuse themselves
*i wonder if this is the part that caused the picnic bit of the meme to arise
parental honour semi-salvaged!
Date: 2008-02-10 03:31 pm (UTC)"bulging" <--- ED NOTE: i don't trust the provenance of this claim! it is there bcz it makes the story better, not bcz the teller has the slightest idea whether they had a hamper or personal sandwich packs!