the two iron laws of all writing ever

[dubdobdee]

a: NEVER CALL THE ATLANTIC "THE POND"
b: NEVER CALL SHAKESPEARE "THE BARD"

Comments

[koganbot]

Unless you're Cole Porter:

[martinskidmore.livejournal.com]

Can I call the Atlantic 'the bard' and call Shakespeare 'the pond'?

[anthonyeaston.livejournal.com]

cole porter can do anything

[jauntyalan.livejournal.com]

anything he can do, i can do - oh that was irving berlin

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

Aw so I can't tell that joke where Shakespeare gets chucked out of the pub because he's Bard? :(

[byebyepride.livejournal.com]

Never call a second album 'sophomore effort'. I will keep repeating this until every music writer on the planet is dead, possibly.