the toyah book is very special -- i got it for 1p from a sale at hackney library, pub. proteus in 1981, it is designed by rocking russian, no less, but has the feel of a vanity publication -- certainly it never saw an editor

the author is one g4yn4 evans, and it's the new romantic answer to nabokov's pale fire:
"She is a great lover of seafoods especially Octopus, personally I can't stand the stuff but we're not talking about me, are we? Oh, her favourite drink is freshly squeezed organce juice, mmmm I like that."