fact-checking

i've just been asked a question that surprised me

i was in the supermarket, looking at bacon, when a neighbour hailed me (mid-40s, from the southern states)

"hullo, dubdubdee," she said: "listen, is pork lamb?"

(i wasn't sure i'd heard right so i got her to repeat the query)

what the fork

(ps seriously do not watch if fake blood is not yr thing)

quiet day

i have the feeling i am meant to be somewhere doing something with all my friends (or relatives) except i forgot all about it and they are crossly wondering where i am